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Caption This!
Instructions: At the beginning of a month, we'll put up a picture of Michael or a screen capture from one of his projects. Visitors are to think up the best lines they can for the character(s) in the picture, or make up random comments about what's going on in the scene. The top ten funniest and most original captions will be designated as the 'winners' of that month and put up on the caption page for everybody else to read and see, along with your name and Vartan Ho # if applicable. Please keep your suggestions short. We reserve the right to edit them before posting. The winners and their captions will be decided on by all of the Vartan Ho webmistresses on the last day of the month, so please send in your suggestions a few days before then. You can send in up to two (2) captions for each picture. Have fun everyone and thanks for participating!

Archive

Please send your captions to Lugia at captionthis@vartanho.com.

September 2008 (#51) -- Open now!
	September Please send in your September captions before September 29, 2008. Thanks! Look for the winners of September on October 1, 2008!

August 2008 (#50)
	Winner MonicaL, Vartan Ho #4276 Everett: "Pete, we think if you could strip just like this - see how the guy unbottons his shirt and then throws it at the side while doing this circular movement with his hips? - we could entertain the croc long enough for us to swim through and reach the shore in safety."
Runners-Up Man with camera: "See, this is the part where the Kings make their big mistake..." Vartan (sarcastically): "Oh, you mean the part when they just let Gretzky leave?!" -- Joanna, Vartan Ho #4075 Michael: "I wish Marshall was here to teach us how to use this thing." -- Jennifer B. Man in blue: "You see what she's doing there?" Woman: "How did she get her leg to bend like that?" Michael: "Those Vartan Hos are some freaks, I'll tell ya." -- Racheal, Vartan Ho #3693 Michael to himself: "God, that kid is ugly." -- cookiemonster76 Michael to himself: "Geez.uz, if the screen wasn't so small, I could actually see his grand kid." -- Dianetomeetcha, Vartan Ho #1352 Ho write-in captions: "And here's where we saw Kanye West in the airport...." "I'm telling you, this croc is gonna be a YouTube STAR!"

July 2008 (#49)
	Winner Karin B. Michael: "Damn it! I left home without my American Express card."
Runners-Up Michael (thinking to himself): "That shirt behind me is giving me such a headache." -- Krista S., Vartan Ho #4266 Michael: "Shit, I think I left the gas on!" -- Dalton F. Michael: "It's just my reflection in the water, I don't know why everyone's so excited." -- Alexandra, Vartan Ho #3419 "Shoot... I should've had a V-8!" -- Kim S. Michael: "Okay, that's it, never again will I book my trip because a lawn gnome told me to... I'm surrounded by idiots." -- Racheal, Vartan Ho #3693 Michael (to himself): "I do feel a little warm." -- Nancy Michael (to himself): "And I accepted this because I thought 'no spies' meant that no one would kick my butt, for a change..." -- MonicaL, Vartan Ho #4276

May (#47) and June (#48) 2008 Contest Results

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