Big Ole Disclaimer: This section is in good fun and not to be taken too literally. Just as we poke fun at the editors in the bloopers section, or at various people/entities in the Penalty Box, this section is meant to find fun from the storylines of the show and the words of the actors and TPTB. We enforce a strict policy toward actor-bashing, but some real-life comments these people make are funny enough, weird enough or sometimes rude enough to warrant some snarking. That also holds true for the things that show up onscreen. Our views on things are just that: OUR views. And our method of coping with things we don't like is just that: OUR method. We don't claim to speak for anyone else. If the Sword of Snarking isn't your thing, the Vartan Hos strongly suggest that you bail on this section and go someplace that is more pleasing to your senses. For instance, pictures of Michael Vartan. We hope that everyone else can get a giggle or two out of this section. We do not condone violence of any kind. We do not respond to flames. Flaming us will only result in our laughing at you. A lot.

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Caption This!
Instructions: At the beginning of a month, we'll put up a picture of Michael or a screen capture from one of his projects. Visitors are to think up the best lines they can for the character(s) in the picture, or make up random comments about what's going on in the scene. The top ten funniest and most original captions will be designated as the 'winners' of that month and put up on the caption page for everybody else to read and see, along with your name and Vartan Ho # if applicable. Please keep your suggestions short. We reserve the right to edit them before posting. The winners and their captions will be decided on by all of the Vartan Ho webmistresses on the last day of the month, so please send in your suggestions a few days before then. You can send in up to two (2) captions for each picture. Have fun everyone and thanks for participating!

Archive

Please send your captions to Lugia at captionthis@vartanho.com.

June 2008 (#48) -- Open now!
	June Please send in your June captions before June 29, 2008. Thanks! Look for the winners of June on July 1, 2008!

May 2008 (#47)
	Winner MonicaL, VartanHo #4276 Pete: "Never seen travel guides be so useful to travellers before." Neil: "Never seen travel guides be so bright."
Runners-Up Radha: "Michael, throwing the script into the fire won't make the nasty alligators and leeches go away." -- Karin Michael: "You're supposed to put the marshmallows on a stick, not dump the whole bag on the fire!" -- Alexandra, Vartan Ho #3419 Pete: "Oh boy. I don't think Aunt Zelda had this in mind when she told me 'Take this, it will come of use to you when you least expect it.'" -- MonicaL, VartanHo #4276 Cast: "Fires burning, fires burning, draw nearer, draw nearer." Michael: "Can we do a round of 'Michael Row The Boat Ashore,' I've always liked that one best." -- Karin "This is worse than 'Survivor'! We don't even get to vote who goes next!" -- Dimitra "Happy Birthday, Michael!! Make a wish!" -- the french fan "Damn, who forgot the marshmallows?" -- aprildancer, Vartan Ho #3732 Ho write-in captions: "OK, the fire's getting low -- who else has any more Weinstein contracts you want to burn?" "I really don't think this make-shift floo entrance is going to work." "No, seriously, guys, we could see images in the flames on 'Mists of Avalon.' I'm not making it up!"

September (#45) and October (#46) 2007 Contest Results

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