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1x19 Snowman
We'll just fast-forward through the opening scene and pretend it doesn't exist, shall we? Vaughn is concerned about the assassin called the Snowman because he knows how important it is that Sydney find Khasinau first. He's always thinking about her needs. That's a Very Good Thing in a love interest. Voice-Catching!Vaughn is sad angsty sad because he can tell that something happened between Syd and No!Augh -- come here, Vaughn, honey, baby, Souris will make it allllllllll better. Seriously, does Peter "Mushmouth" Berg always have a mouthful of peanut butter when he's delivering his lines? Of course Syd's not gonna run away to some Survivor-reject island with you, No!Augh, you non-smooth-talking ratings-killer you, we've got a SERIES to do here! (For some reason, I am suddenly reminded of something that Marina Sirtis once said, about how uncomfortable it was to kiss Michael Dorn on that last crappy season of "Star Trek: Next Generation" when he was wearing his Klingon teeth. OK, she didn't say crappy. But it was. Deanna-Worf? Great big ball of wrong.) Aww, Vaughn promises to help Sydney find her mother any way he can -- despite the fact that Laura, you know, KILLED HIS FATHER! Is that devotion or what? Sydney comes out of her bratty stupor momentarily and shows rare concern for his feelings by not dumping her No!Augh angst on him, cuz, you know, it would just rip his poor gorgeous half-French heart out. What, No!Augh's eeeeevil? You don't say? Well, duh. Thanks for the newsflash, Tom Brokaw. Ding dong, the No!Augh's dead! That's what you get for being a lying, ice-pick-loving, knife-wielding, freelance-assassinating, perpetually-spitting, Sydney-touching SCUMBAG. Syd is the only one shedding a tear. Do you think that Dixon was kind enough to not say "I told you so"?
-- By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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