For his lack of intelligence in "Q and A", Agent Sleazy Haladki, aka 'The Weasel,' is honored. By defying Jack Bristow's threat to end his sorry, miserable existence on this planet, his weasel colors come bleeding through when he rats out his fellow CIA agents by informing the FBI his current employer has sanctioned some funky spy poaching of Sydney Bristow. Aside from this, Weasel Boy is just an annoying butt kissing, carbon base piece of crap that's taking up too much air. He's the Frank Burns of Alias, minus the scalpel and 'Hot Lips Hoolahan.' You're such a TOOL Haladki.

I will, however, give him credit for washing his hands after using the urinal.

Spygirl, Vartan Ho # 5