Why Vaughn Is Not Dead
In no particular order and from various Hos and places. ;)
- As far as we know, J.J. Abrams doesn't have a death wish.
- Hell hath no fury like angry Vartan Hos.
- It would be dumber than a box of Chris Carters.
- They didn't show us a body.
- If Wesley can survive having his throat slit and lying in a park
bleeding all night on "Angel," Vaughn can survive a little bath.
- You don't kill off the sexy male half of your USTy couple after one
season -- unless you want cancellation in season two.
- Despite evidence to the contrary, ABC does actually want people to watch
this show.
- They still haven't played out the "Mama Hari killed Vaughn's dad" angle.
- MV wouldn't have joked about it on "Extra" if he were getting written out.
- They'd have given us a SydVaughn kiss first to make it even more tragic.
- We *still* wouldn't root for Sydney and Will to get together. (all by Souris, Vartan Ho #4)
- He's too gorgeous to die.
- We've yet to see the Syd/Vaughn ship really sail.
- Remember the scene in the finale when Syd and Vaughn were walking
through the nightclub in Taipei? Remember how Vaughn did
that "pushing the guy who's hitting on his girl" thing? Now remember
how hot he looked when he was getting all territorial? Yeah.
- Vaughn is no Willage Idiot, but that's how they made him look when
he didn't turn and run like a bat out of hell from the water rushing,
rushing, rushing toward him. And Vaughn can't die like an idiot.
- He's far too gorgeous to die.
- JJ doesn't want to die.
- ABC doesn't want the show to die.
- Vaughn is too gorgeous to die. (all by SB, Vartan Ho #2)
- Vaughn's too hot to die. (SB, Vartan Ho #2)
- You want to keep winning the women demos, don't you, J.J.? That is
why VAUGHN IS NOT DEAD! (Souris, Vartan Ho #4)
- Michael is always screaming from the rooftops how much he loves being
on the show, and the producers love the Syd/Vaughn romance too much
to let it go. (Wanda)
- He hasn't slept with Black Widow Syd yet!
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