Will's co-worker Abby
Verne Troyer
Francie's ex-fiance Charlie
Charlie's piano player Rachel
Way Cool But Dead Asian Chick from "The Box" 2-parter
The Dell computer guy
Osama bin Laden
Simon from "American Idol"
The dipshit hosts from "American Idol"
Anna Nicole Smith
Hildy from "Trading Spaces"
Ineni Hassan
Vaughn's secretary
Deepak Chakra
John Rocker
James Traficant
The Green Goblin
A crow with West Nile Virus
Not-Really-Dead Elvis
Evil Henchman #37
Jessica Rabbit
The gay brother on "Dynasty"
Boss Hogg
The French ice-skating judge
Tipper Gore
Fat Bastard
Will's editor
Scrappy Doo
The "Can you hear me now?" guy
Dick Wolf
Dame Edna
The unnamed dark-haired female friend who complained about rude diners in an early ep
Crazy Aunt Trish
Alice
Flo from "Alice"
Maury Povitch
The ghost of Ramses II
Beetle Bailey
Dilbert's pointy-haired boss
Herself (oh, no, wait, that's not new)

-- Souris, Vartan Ho #4

Puppies
Kittens

-- Spygirl, Vartan Ho #5

Taipei dentist guy
Sydney's mother
Jenny's as-yet-unseen but extremely hot older brother
Miss Cleo
Dan Quayle
Harvey Korman
Fez from "That 70s Show"
Poor, naked-yet-brilliant John Doe (yeah, I'm watching AI now)
the Lady Chablis
Frank Sinatra, Jr.
Charles Durning
Dr. Barnett (you only *thought* she was destined for Jack...)
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo
the Tasmanian Devil
that guy who broke her arm a couple years ago
Fievel
the Maris family
Raggedy Andy
Janice from "Friends"
Oh, wait! (slaps head) Duhhh! It's Khasinau!

-- Mel TM, Vartan Ho #13

Mrs. Columbo
Rygel from "Farscape"
Spike

-- Lugia, Vartan Ho #8

The Sprint PCS Man (I love that guy!)
My older brother
Mulder
Mulder *and* Scully
...Or indeed, anyone from "The X-Files"
French President Jacques Chirac
Baz Luhrmann
Obi-Wan Kenobi
My former science teacher (who, oddly, is still a bachelor)
Danny, her dead fiancé
Sting
The person who sold Vaughn the picture frame
Ringo Starr
Monk
Marshall
Sen. Barbara Boxer
Jason from "FoxTrot"
Gray Davis
Sloane!
Winnie-the-Pooh
The Count of Monte Cristo
Jack from "Will and Grace"
Karen from "Will and Grace"
Prince Charles
Weiss
Rick O'Connell from "The Mummy"
JD from "Scrubs"

-- SB, Vartan Ho #2

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