We're the Vartan Hos and we understand your pain. Do you think you have a problem? Take this quiz to find out for sure.

Yes or No questions:

1. Do you use Michael to solve most of your problems?

2. Do you spend more than 20% of your time on the computer, looking at pictures of Michael?

3. Do you spend more than 20% of your income on all things Michael?

4 Has your court-appointed shrink warned you, again, about hiding in Michael's trash cans?

5. Have you already ordered a wedding cake?

6. Do you arrange your old Ken dolls with Michael's picture on them, in compromising positions over dolls with your picture on them?

7. Do you make your friends call you Mrs. Vartan?

8. Do you turn down actual dates, because they don't look enough like Michael?

9. Do you spend free time talking to pictures of Michael?

10. When someone asks you how many times a day you think about jumping Michael's bones, do you reply, "I don't have the mental capacity to count that high"?

11. Have you 'suddenly' become a Mets fan?

12. Do you have more pictures of Michael on your wall, than wallpaper?

If you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions, then you are an ADDICT!! Pure and true. Embrace it!

Ask for help: Vartan Hos Anonymous!!!

Kate, Vartan Ho #1

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