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Vartan Ho Personnel Files: Ho #5, Spygirl
Alias: Spygirl
Case Status: Inactive
Present location assignment: Vaughn's bedroom.
Date of Birth: August, baby! Me and Augustus Caesar rock!!
Place of Birth: Hospital
Height: Anywhere from 5'3" to 5'7" depending upon the shoe or boot.
Weight: With or without gravity?
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Auburn
Sex: Why Yes, thank you.
Race: Caucasian with a few freckles.
Special Skills: Surveillance and the uncanny ability to understand universal mysteries. Engages in past life regression therapy once a week hoping that one day she'll learn she was Cleopatra, thereby understanding her unconscious need to buy out the Aveda cosmetic counter. Walking her dog in front of her vet's house hoping to strike up a casual conversation over the best heartworm medicine. Spending copious amounts of money with no particular goal other than self gratification. Sleeping. Under the cover missions with Vaughn. Endless enjoyment of chocolate and champagne. Squeezing lime into a Corona.
Languages: English and all dialects including Ebonics. Learning French all over again. Vaughn est CHAUD!
Education: According to several universities and the Department of Education (i.e.: student loans), she's highly educated.
Experience: Of course. She's an agent, isn't she?
Additional Surveillance Notes: Agent Spygirl is the mistress of disguises and shows a heighten interest, but easily distracted, by male pulchritude. Entertains the delusion she knows how to figure skate and shows an unreasonable attachment to The Detroit Red Wings...a sad loyalty that has yet to be broken. Has been known to keep a photos of Hugh Jackman and David Duchovny on her spy desk at work and tells people these are her 'male friends'. Espresso martinis are where it's at and feels the need to remind her home girls that drinking cosmopolitans is no longer "in fashion." On occasion she can be seen drinking diet caffeine free Pepsi, decaf hazelnut lattes, but primarily bottled water. In spite of the insistence from all her vegan friends, she's still a carnivore, and has yet to give up Nat Sherman cigarettes.
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