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Vartan Ho Personnel Files: Ho #1, Kate Jones



Alias: Kate Jones

Case Status: Inactive

Present Location: New York City

Date of Birth: 09/29/76

Place of Birth: Massachusetts

Height: 5'8"

Weight: Fluxuates around the holidays.

Sex: Yes please, preferrably with Michael Vartan....huh?...oh, sorry. Female.

Race: Caucasian

Special Skills: Sleeping, staring at MV's ass, the ability to change the roll of toilet paper...unlike her husband. Plays various instruments, and has mastered her palm pilot!

Languages: English (various dialects), some Spanish, some Iranian, very little German, and enough Japanese to get to a hotel and to a bathroom. Studying middle-eastern languages for the next few years.

Education: NYU- Journalism and Mass Communications Major [ENL]- 4 years, B.A. Columbia University School of Journalism [present].

Experience: Recruit: 2001

Additional Surveilence Notes: Ms. Jones has been surveiled watching various movies in many different theaters. She seems to enjoy good action movies and Kung Fu. She's seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon three times, for training techniques of course ; ). She has overplayed her DVDs of Requiem for a Dream, Heathers, The Matrix, and The Sweet Hereafter to the point of almost breaking them.

She's been seen reading Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. She seemingly never leaves the house without The Worst-Case Scenario Handbook. Being someone who has encountered a lot of worst-case scenarios, Sydney Bristow must also be an avid reader of this book.

Surveilling her domicile, we've seen she enjoys eating cheese popcorn and only drinks water. Her husband cooks the best garlic shrimp on linguini with parmesean we've ever seen. He may have to be killed for the recipe.

She watches Dark Angel, South Park, and Nova obsessively. Thursday nights she is seen rolling with laughter at Friends and Will and Grace. Plus, this other show on Sunday nights at 9 PM, but we can't quite see what it is.


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