The Safe House - Happy Hour

Put the kiddies to bed and break out the liquor! We here at the Safe House love a good party and a good drink. On these pages, you can find plenty of our very own "Alias"-style alcoholic and nonalcoholic beverages to serve everyone's tastes. So sit back with a good Vartini, our signature drink, and enjoy the show!

Any questions, comments, or drunken ramblings? Got your own drink? Contact Souris!

For all you lushes... Looking for a way to combine watching "Alias" and drinking? Check out our Drinking Game. Enjoy!

Wanna have a premiere party? Check out the perfect premiere party ideas page and the shopping list to get you started.

For your nonalcoholic enjoyment... Go to our new nonalcoholic drinks page! Of course, most of the drinks we post can easily be made virgin by some simple substitutions and some imagination.

We also have our new Shippy Drinks section, for those drinks inspired by the SpyLurve. Enjoy!

New Menu Items!

Croc on the Rocks

The Millie

Crocodile Bite

Bar Favorites

Vartini	Never Been Kirsched	Hazel Vartini
The Monster-in-Law	The Monster-in-Law II	Monster-jito
Sweet and Sour Vaughn	The Sand-man	The UST
The Entrepot D'Amour	The Mints of Avalon	Cranberry Curve
The Naked Vaughn	The Fiorile	Touch Me Toffeetini
Matrix!Vaughn	Une Nuit	Vaughn Voyage
Frosted Pie	SydVaughn	Shippy, Shippy Shake!
The Flirting Corner	Boxers!Vaughn	Annoying Filthy Frenchman

The Vartan Hos promote awareness and responsible drinking. We do not condone underage drinking. Have fun, and don't do anything the Hos wouldn't do! This site is for entertainment purposes only; we are not responsible for the actions of any of our visitors.

Bar Flies

Will Tippin

Mr. Sark