By: Rebecca, Vartan Ho #2478

(To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne.")

Should Vaughn's new wifey be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should she go back to pasture and,
Go graze with her own kind?

Chorus:
For all the vartan hos, my dear
For all the vartan hos,
We’ll take a piece o' J.J.'s ass
For all the vartan hos!

J.J. promised that we'd love her but,
We fear that he smokes weed,
'Cause her expressions make our eyeballs throb,
And her voice makes our ears bleed.

(Chorus)

J.J.,she's been around for way too long,
And we think we've seen enough...
We watch this show cause Michael's hot,
Not for your lame triangle stuff.

Chorus: For all the vartan hos, my dear
For all the vartan hos,
J.J., get a clue and write her off...
For all the vartan hos!

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