By: Parker Lea, Vartan Ho #619

(To the tune of "Another Postcard" by Barenaked Ladies.)

You can imagine all of those monkeys down at ABC
All of them laughing anonymously and going tee hee hee
I always thought Id have an issue with these writers, see
Cause someone is sending me Alias eps made by chimpanzees

Some chimps in cahoots, some chimps repelling from a rope
Some chimps in punk boots, chimps that are hopped up on some dope
Syd-wanna-be chimps, a chimp whos hanging from the fan
Promo-pimp chimps who think while sitting on the can
Another Alias made by chimpanzees
And every ones made to insult me

If I had to guess Id say the monkey-writers think theyre great
But that post-Super Bowl shenanigan made me get irate
Im hella pissed they didnt air the ep til practically midnight
Im gonna teach those monkeys a lesson for trying to ghostwrite

Some chimps in psych wards, chimps a-laying on the couch
Face Done-away chimps, acting worse than the grouch
Peanut-butter-mouth chimps--we destroy our TVs
Tattle-tale chimps, a drooling chimp named Lassie

Another Alias made by chimpanzees
And every ones made to insult me

Somehow they came up with an idea thats much worse than Snowman
No matter what I want to hit Lulu with a big saucepan
Another accent of the week could make me lose my cool
Think Ill smack her with a paper and drown her in my pool

As if that werent enough they had to gross me out

Sydney and Willage thats disgusting! It just makes me shout
Ive got a poker in the socket where my eye once was
Two wads of cotton in my ears and its all because

Some eating-shrimp chimps
Some scrimping-imp chimps
Some chimps at shindigs
Some chimps in Syd-wigs
Theyve got deranged chimps; thats chimps devoid of any sense
Theyve got unhinged chimps, chimps that are sitting on the fence

Another Alias made by chimpanzees
Every ones made to insult me
Every one is every one is every one is made to insult me
Another Alias made by chimpanzees
And every ones made to insult me

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