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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Phase One
This episode brought to you by: Big Red
"Kiss a little longer...."
Syd has had to do a lot of things for her country, but I think parading
around in barely-there lingerie in front of a greasy Alliance henchman and
millions of drunken football fans qualifies her for some sort of
Congressional honor. (Then again, Congress might make her model the
"clothing" in question as a prerequisite to giving her the award, so
maybe it's best she remain unrecognized.)
OK, speaking as a heterosexual woman, I have to agree with Syd: "What was
wrong with the black one???" Frankly, I think it was more flattering than
the red one. (Note to self: Actually start using gym membership.) Maybe
Smarmy the Hutt was upset that her earrings didn't go with the black one.
Or, quite possibly, he was just an ass. I do wonder what was happening with
the video transmission to Vaughn and Weiss while she was changing. Think
she went "video silent"?
If this had been an SD-6 mission, you know Marshall could've hidden
some really cool gadget in that whip. Though I don't think even he could've
hidden a parachute in either peignoir.
Vertical stripes are generally considered slimming, but they're not working
on Smarmy.
Could there be more appropriate attire for Vaughn to wear in the "flirting
corner" than a blue oxford? (Keeping in mind that it does take place within
the confines of the CIA; therefore, "nothing" is not appropriate.)
Syd's styling in the leather jacket and red turtleneck. Francie would
totally borrow the turtleneck. Except, as she reminded Syd last season, she
has boobs.
The camel coat that Syd is wearing at the restaurant with Will and Francie?
Um, why is it fuzzy? It looks like it was made with fluffy felt. And
then washed. Is it Will's and got mixed up in her laundry? Burn it
immediately.
Do you think that in order to get that sheer volume of black ski masks, the
"Alias" costuming department had to hold up some actual robbers?
Yes, by all that is holy, Vaughn, take off the mask! Aw, his hair is all
mussed. OK, masks do have some advantages.
That kiss would be even sexier if Syd and Vaughn's bodies weren't kept
apart by approximately three feet of kevlar and leather. Talk about safe
smooching.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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