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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Passage, Part 1
This episode brought to you by: Cadbury Fingers
They're much more pleasant to receive in the mail than the real ones.
Sark gets into the SD-6 wardrobe spirit with a snazzy black suit.
Good heavens, we just get Dixon back, and they stick him in camouflage
again so that he's even harder to spot! Not digging the striped
shirt underneath. It puts one in mind of a mime who is trying to hide from
an irate mob.
Corpse!Sydney's disguise is to-die-for. (rim shot) I'm sorry, people, I'm
rusty here.
Apparently Francie's "red" section in her closet is almost as big as
Scully's "beige" section.
Sydney's turtleneck makes her look as if she grew up in one of those tribal
villages where the women wear stacks of rings to stretch out their necks.
Ohmigod, Jack! You've got a caterpillar on your lip! Quick, get it off! Get
it off!
They may not give Irina a pillow, but they give her nice bras.
If I were parachuting off a train, I think I'd put my hair up pretty tight
to keep it from flying all over my face. But maybe that's just me.
Why do all the Indian men in this ep have longish curly hair? Are they
picking up the shaggy slack from Will this season?
Wig count: 2 blonde (1 Syd, 1 Irina), 0 brunette, 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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