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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Counteragent
This episode brought to you by: Eckerd Drug
Because I sure could've used some hard-core pharmaceuticals after this episode.
Vaughn subscribes to the belief that even if you're dying, there's no
reason not to be nattily attired.
Will still has helmet hair.
Sydney proves that leather isn't always a good thing. That brown jacket
just isn't attractive. Who knew leather could look frumpy?
Alice, Meg Ryan called. She wants to know what the hell you've done to her
haircut. Also, my Great Aunt Lil called. She wants her sweater back. The
cardigan, not the turtleneck; that's too soccer-mom for her.
I'm sorry, just because you changed Abby's jacket, you can't fool us! You
filmed both Will/Abby meetings at the same time, didn't you?
Do you think they have propulsion boots at A Sharper Image this Christmas?
OK, they've finally found a disguise that doesn't work on Sydney.
That geisha outfit is just frightening. Chalk-white skin doesn't do
it for Sydney. She's like a creepy, ornamented clown. And even with all the
makeup, she doesn't look remotely Japanese. And I don't understand the
mannered sleeve-holding; is that some sort of inexplicable geisha ritual?
It just looks weird. However, stiletto hair combs of death are very cool.
Somehow, I also expected her to have a gun of some sort hidden in that mass
of wig. Don't you just know that Marshall could've hidden all
sorts of cool gadgets in there?
Wow. Mark it down. Syd is wearing something besides black at SD-6! OK, so
it's gray, but it's still unprecedented. Is she supposed to be all
gray-area now that she went along with killing Sloane to save Vaughn?
Wig count: 0 blonde, 1 brunette (geisha class), 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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