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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Enemy Walks In
This episode brought to you by: Aromafloria's eucalyptus and peppermint
inhalation beads
Because Fashion Assassin needed smelling salts after being overcome by the
sight of Shirtless!Vaughn
Dr. Rapunzel has strange eyes. Perhaps she's into mesmerism. In any case,
I'm thinking kohl isn't the way to go.
When Syd wears Haz-Mat gear, I wonder if the collective testosterone level
of the audience drops precipitously?
For having been halfway around the world and back, shot and taken into
custody by SD-6, Syd's hair looks amazing. Quick, get this girl a
Pantene commercial! I bet even Dr. Rapunzel is jealous.
That is a gorgeous dress that Syd is wearing in France. Beautiful sequined
detailing. And yet it someone manages to look like a negligee. But those
straps are awfully skinny to cover up a bullet wound and the ensuing
stitches, bruising and bandaging. Apparently her magic spy coverup works on
bullet holes, too. I gotta get me some of that. And despite the fact that
her blonde shag wig looks like she trimmed it with a Weed-Eater, it works.
Damn, Vaughn looks good for an unconscious, half-drowned lab rat.
While Fashion Assassin's raison d'etre is, well, fashion, lack of
clothing can also be worth noting. Such as in the case of Shirtless!Vaughn.
Though costume repetition is generally frowned upon in finer circles and
television series, in this case, it would be perfectly suitable if this
outfit were to be used again on the show. In fact, much like the Fonz's
leather jacket, Fashion Assassin believes that this shirtlessness could
become Vaughn's signature look.
That is a very fetching shirt that Francie's wearing at the jail and the
house later. It's hip, it's fun, it's now.
Aww, bye-bye, SpikeCoat. ::sniffle: Luckily my grief is tempered by
SoakingWetBlackT-Shirt!Vaughn. Also a repeat-worthy outfit.
Now we know where Syd got her ability to wear sleek all-black outfits. Mama
Hari is Mama Hottie!
Frumpy, I mean Francie, do not EVER wear that fugly
tied-under-your-breasts overshirt again. It is about as far from flattering
as you can get. My God, Merrin, did you run over the costume designer's
puppy? Why does she hate you so?
Oooh, going for the symbolism with Irina's black-and-white walk-in outfit.
Bad on the outside, good underneath, perhaps?
Wig count: 1 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead, 1 leftover blue.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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