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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Solution
This episode brought to you by: Brawny paper towels.
The only paper towel strong enough to wipe up all the drool from
millions of women after Vaughn started spewing out French. Not since
Gomez Addams has a sentence in French caused such swooning.
I wonder if Vaughn even wears his super-sexy shoulder holster to bed?
[Please pardon Fashion Assassin as her attention wanders down this
interesting side road.]
Will, seriously, how many T-shirts can one man own?
Hmmm, Syd and Vaughn are both wearing denim shirts in this ep. Has
she been raiding his closet? Or maybe they enjoyed the matching blue
coverall-look in Rome so much they've decided to do their shopping
together.
Uh, Syd, were you planning on going to a rave after visiting Emily at
the hospital? What's with the heavy-duty eyeliner? It's attractive
but far too dramatic for day-wear. Neutral and earth tones are more
appropriate for dying-friend-visiting. They tend to confuse you with
the Grim Reaper less.
Apparently Syd and Vaughn were playing "Naughty Milkmaid and Randy
Farmer" before visiting the museum in Algiers and Syd didn't change
her hairstyle. (props to Kate, Vartan Ho #1)
Damn the lighting in the truck (?) when Vaughn is briefing Syd on the
mission -- I think he's wearing a brown leather jacket! Somebody get
me the lighting technician's head on a platter!
Why does Syd wear high heels when she's going to be running and
scrambling up and down air shafts? Is Scully her footwear role model?
Fashion Assassin couldn't even *sit* in those boots.
Sloane, candy canes are for Christmas, not for shirts.
Will *really* needs to take that tan jacket back to Goodwill. Like,
yesterday. You're giving underpaid journalists a bad style rep.
Mmmmmm, casual Vaughn with stubble in bright sunlight, mmmmmmmmm.
Syd's disguise in Denpasar contains more material than all of her
other disguises combined! Maria could make all the Von Trapp children
another set of play clothes out of that one outfit. It's very
alluring and exotic, though. Especially with the green contact
lenses. Is she angling for a National Geographic cover?
Only Syd could win a fight without mussing her veil. Will Vaughn get
to unwrap her later?
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead.
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