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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Snowman
This episode brought to you by: Fantastic Sams -- It's gotta be the hair!
Four times during this episode, Fashion Assassin burst out with, "What the
hell is up with her hair?" OK, three of them were during advertisements for
other shows (Laura Flynn Boyle on "The Practice," Kim Delaney on "Philly"
and Jennifer Love Hewitt on the World Music Awards), but Fashion Assassin
was still traumatized.
Is it just me, or did Syd and No!Augh borrow their leather spy-getaway-duds
from John and Aeryn on "Farscape"? Trés Peacekeeper.
Apparently, Will came over to "strategize" with Francie immediately after
playing right field for the newspaper softball team.
Is there anything on this earth sexier than Vaughn in a blue oxford and a
shoulder holster? Commence drooling.
This show is a freaking walking ad for Armani.
Francie, honey, your head is being devoured by a pair of sea anemones. Oh,
sorry, that's your hair-do. I mean, hair-don't. Please don't ever get
hairstyle inspiration from Chinese Crested Monthlyagain.
Fashion Assassin has never understood the concept of sleeveless turtleneck
sweaters. If it's cold enough for a turtleneck sweater, you should darn
well be needing sleeves. And if it's warm enough to go sleeveless, then
you're gonna be sweating in a sweater! I mean, they're attractive, but are
they practical?
Syd, if you're gonna be hanging upside down from a wire, you might want to
put your hair up so you can see what you're doing. Just a thought.
A black ski mask *again*! Black-ski-mask makers simply can't keep up with
the demand from this show! They're having to buy white ones and dye them
black!
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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