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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Masquerade
This episode brought to you by: Blu-Blocker.
Glasses were *the* accessory of choice in this episode. You're just not an
international spy without a pair or seven. Syd's Mission
Impossible-mountain-climbing shades; Sloane's late-night Harry Potter
specs; Syd's naughty-librarian computer-scanning pair; and those special
hick-tourist sunglasses that protect you from exploding cameras.
In perhaps the most note-worthy fashion choice of the series so far, the
Costume Goddesses bestowed a leather jacket and white T-shirt on Agent
Vaughn. Fashion Assassin approves. A lot. Fashion Assassin feels
overheated. Fashion Assassin thinks that Sydney deserves a trip to
Barnett's office for not pouncing on him then and there.
Arvin? Hugh Hefner called. He wants his bathrobe back.
Full-face masquerade masks are just Creepy. As. Hell. When people talk
while wearing them, it's freakish and unnatural. Instant wiggins. Put one
on Sloane, and Jason and Freddy Krueger would be peeing their pants like
frightened schoolchildren.
It's a good thing that Syd's sleek little party number (and quite fetching
it was in its simplicity) was black. What a cover-blower it would be to get
blood on one's dress while pulling open a man's esophagus to extract a
lodged microchip.
Do you think that Dr. Barnett just sits in her office and brushes her hair
between appointments?
Syd: "Tell me the truth. Does this environmental suit make me look fat?
Could we get it in black instead?"
Wig Count: 1 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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