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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Prophecy
This episode brought to you by: No-Doz
If not for medicinal intervention and Syd and Vaughn's little Vatican
adventure, Fashion Assassin would have slipped into unconsciousness from
the sheer BOREDOM of the outfits in this episode. For a while there, she
thought that J.J. had made an artistic decision to film the ep in black and
white. While Fashion Assassin's own closet is heavy on the black articles
of clothing, she expects more variety from the Alias wardrobe department.
Too bad the No-Doz didn't wear off, though, before she was subjected to the
horror of Will's dancing.
This week's episode also sponsored by: Isotoner
Not since the "Thriller" heyday of Michael Jackson have gloves been such a
noted accessory. While posing as the most conspicuously attractive and
well-groomed employees in the history of any city's works department, Syd
and Vaughn each sported a pair for their underground flirt-and-search
mission. Sloane donned some black leather ones to off his bestest friend in
the whole world (dude, nice try, but the blood is still on your hands). And
Poole, Edward Poole slipped on a pair after having his machinations exposed
to Sloane in the Room of Creepy Lighting and Not Enough Chairs.
Too bad Vaughn stopped at just taking off his suit jacket. Although, to
quote Regina from Television Without Pity in her recap for this episode,
"Michael Vartan wears a blue oxford like nobody's business." Ummm-hmmm.
Weren't Syd and Vaughn's matching blue jumpsuits the most darling things?
They're just the cutest spies *ever*. Being Italy, I wonder if their name
patches said "Gina" and "Tony"?
No wig this week, but Sydney was sporting a mean French braid in Italy. A
bit chic for the occasion, but one always wants to look one's best while
infiltrating the seat of one of the world's most powerful religions.
Speaking of hair, has DSR meanie Carson Evans been so busy publicly
revealing double agents' names in Senate committee hearings that she hasn't
had time to get a trim in, like, 12 years? Even Rapunzel was yelling at
her, "Girlfriend, you need to take a trip down to Great Clips, pronto!"
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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