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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Page 47
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it's a must-wear. Especially if you've got wet hair.
Ooh, the big furry hat isn't just a Russian souvenir -- it actually comes
in handy for fooling scary men with guns!
Jenny has *really* excellent hair. It's Pantenerrific!*
Will's bitter, cake-bearing British co-worker is wearing sofa upholstery.
Dixon, I know you're in disguise with the big straw hat, but you're at a
harbor in Tunisia, not a rice field in Thailand.
Not since Daisy Duke has network television seen shorts this short. Add in
a red bikini top and a short blond wig, and Syd looks totally adorable and
sexy at the same time. I think most guys would have let her onto the boat
they're guarding. I wonder if she took a picture of herself while snapping
the Rambaldi book as a little present for Vaughn?
Jenny's boots were made for walking, walking all over Will. Or at least
kicking him out of her car.
Does Syd own a bra that *isn't* black? And what's with the sexy getup for a
dinner party at the *Sloanes*? Ah, well, at least Vaughn got to appreciate
it. You know, Syd, if I'm hiding a huge manuscript page underneath my
garter, I'm thinking I wouldn't wear a skirt slit up to my crotch. But
maybe that's just me.
Francie apparently raided Willow and Tara's wardrobe rack at the "Buffy"
lot for the peasant shirt.
Sloane has the "creepy professor" look going on with the glasses and
jacket-over-a-turtleneck. And, Emily, I know you're ill, but ix-nay on the
Sally Jessy Raphael glasses.
Could Will be any more of a slob sometimes? A hooded sweatsuit jacket with
another jacket on top of that? When do you need *two* jackets in L.A.? Ugh.
Fashion Assassin is appalled.
Wig count: 1 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
*Snurched from some poster on some board somewhere.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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