Target: The Coup
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Fashion Assassin gives a thumbs-up to Syd's little black work dress. Simple, slimming, and doesn't show powder burns.
Will's icky fashion accessory of note: a honking big hickey. Ewww.
Between her hurry to get into the casino and her distress over
Cheating!Charlie, Syd forgets to finish zipping her skirt. She does
remember her Queen of the Nile headdress. Or maybe she was targeted outside
by a really large bird that had injested a bunch of chainmail. So far, this
outfit wins the season's "Girlfriend, Even Lil Kim Wouldn't Wear That"
award.
Dixon, mon, I hate to tell you this, but you've got a really dirty mop on
your head.
Marshall, who'd you borrow the threads from? Wally or the Beav?
Warning! Warning! Vagrants on the casino floor! No, wait, it's just Francie
and Charlie. Francie, honey, mangy fur accents went out with Davey
Crockett.
Simple fashion geography: Syd's in Russia. We can tell she's in Russia
because she's wearing a big furry hat. They give you one when they stamp
your passport.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead, 1 rasta-distaster for Dixon
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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