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The Fashion Assassin
Target: The Box, Part 1
This episode brought to you by: Club Med
Fashion Assassin thinks that the costume designer got to take the week of
shooting off and catch some sun in Mexico.
Jenny has trees on her shirt. Insert your own "woody" joke here.
"How do I look?" Well, McKenas, since you're played by Quentin Tarantino,
you look like a huge goober.
So much for the bandage. Jack decided he'd had enough of that particular
accessory. Real men don't need bandages.
OK, let's take a poll on the henchman with the "interesting" hairstyle.
Does he look more like: a) a Chia head; b) a scrub brush; or c) an orange
with cloves stuck into it?
I think I'm going to start calling Dr. Barnett "Dr. Rapunzel."
They sure do wear an awful lot of black at SD-6. Do you think it's part of
the office dress code? "No shorts, sandals, T-shirts or colors. Anyone
wearing pastels will be shot on sight."
Wow. This was one boring fashion ep. It's hard for Fashion Assassin to earn
her keep when nobody freaking changes clothes!
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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