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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Mea Culpa
This episode brought to you by: Jimmy Choo's new Titanium Heel line of boots
Even the four-inch heels won't snap off when you wear them for parachuting!
That is a weird sweater Sydney's wearing for her meeting with Vaughn. It's
like her head is Saturn and it's surrounded by sweater rings.
Gasp! She's actually sporting not one but two scrapes/bruises!
OK, excuse me, Diane took time to put on lipstick before rushing to
the hospital to see her critically injured husband? Are we sure
she's not SD-6? Maybe K-Directorate?
Oooh, Casual!Vaughn at the cafe. Too bad we can't get a GOOD LOOK at him
because of the damn TABLES in the way! ::Souris smacks director up side the
head::
Oh. My. That is SOME black lace outfit Syd's wearing to the party in
Tuscany. Yowza. I guess you really don't want anything bulky when
you're parachuting in. Could slow you down. Let's just say she sure won't
be slowed down any. I do think she accidentally took off her skirt with the
jumpsuit, though.
Willage: "I'm a mess." Yes, Will, yes, you are. A gray T-shirt with khakis?
Umm ... no. Not good. "Color-Blind" was a couple of eps ago.
C'mon, Syd, a black suit with a shiny collar and shiny pockets?
Really? It looks like a cheap Barbie outfit with plastic accents.
New from Mattel: SocietyMavenWhoThinksShe'sStylishButIsReallyKindOfFreaky
Barbie.
Marshall's brown jacket with burgundy shirt just makes me want to hold my head.
Jeez, what Goodwill did Syd get that tan jacket with the lapels the size of
Montana from?
Wig count: 0 blonde, 1 brunette, 0 redhead.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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