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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Color-Blind
This episode brought to you by: Aquafina.
Because this ep was the most nothing nothing ever in terms of fashion. Way
too much time spent in Romanian-institution garb. My God, there wasn't even
a wig!
So here's a journalist pet peeve instead. [Lewis Black] Whenever there's a
newspaper story of note on a TV show, there's always a huge-ass mug shot
accompanying it so that we can see the person who's significant to the
plot. Except, newspapers would NEVER run a mug shot that big. That's like
throwing away three inches of copy in a 15-inch story! Do they think we're
made of space? C'mon, directors, that's what close-ups are for.
[/Lewis Black]
Marshall somehow manages to make his shirts look misbuttoned even when
they're buttoned correctly. It's a talent.
It's the return of Super-Cowl! And, oh my God, it's sleeveless! A
sleeveless cowled sweater! What misbegotten fashion confusion is
this??? It's like pork and ice cream. Perfectly fine separately, but they
just shouldn't be combined. Ever.
That's a cute dress Syd has on for Thanksgiving. Not very Pilgrim, but it
is L.A. So she gave Will a sweater last Christmas? God knows he
could use some wardrobe input. Enough gift-giving occasions and maybe he
could net some decent outfits. Instead of giving him clothes this
Christmas, though, she should arrange for a mercy Goodwilling of the
corduroy jacket. That would be the greatest gift she could give to ...
fashion.
Ah, the kicky boots are back. And she makes sure that Vaughn gets a good
look at them (and her legs) in the warehouse.
Wig count: 0 blonde, 0 brunette, 0 redhead. Sigh.
--By Souris, Vartan Ho #4
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