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The Fashion Assassin
Target: Doppelganger
This episode brought to you by: Halloween Express
Whatever her name, we've got the perfect costume to signal your
subconscious desire to replace your forbidden love interest's girlfriend.
Is that a Biore strip on the cranky, hulking henchmen? Hey, bad guys need
clean pores, too.
Am I the only person left on the planet without a cell phone? Even
Brazilian urchins have them!
Francie looks like a guerrilla who's lost all her bullets with her backpack
strap slung across her chest like that.
Even international spies can have trouble with their laundry. I think Syd's
pants shrunk a couple of inches. Or maybe she plans on digging for clams
later. And has she joined the SD-6 softball team? Jeez, I'd hate to be an
umpire for those games. Talk about pressure calls.
The leading biotech engineer, Schiller, used to be a roadie?
Ooh, Marshall's wearing a nice suit! Do you think he had a job interview
with some dotcom in the Silicon Valley on his lunch hour?
Syd always has great boots when she's in Berlin. "Guten Tag, I am Fraulein
EuroHo. Here is my card." The modified Chinese Crested bun works for her. I
think she forgot her skirt, though. (Gratuitous Cupid::sniffle::
aside: Jennifer really looks like Paula Marshall in this scene.)
Why can't they make gas masks more fashionable? Vera Wang needs to get on
this problem for her spring line.
Ohmigod, Francie's been shot in the chest! She's bleeding out! No, wait,
that's just her T-shirt. Never mind.
That's a very nice and uncharacteristically understated sweater Syd's
wearing at the safe house.
Did Francie borrow the cheerleader outfit from Jenny? I really like her
hair piled up with the green headband, though. Quite flattering.
Time was of such the essence to tell Vaughn that Kelvin was in
danger that Syd stopped to change clothes? Remind me not to invite
her to my next "come as you are" party.
That is the cowliest cowl that ever cowled on a sweater. Lesser cowls
tremble before it.
Seriously, how many cows have been killed to keep this show in leather?
Does PETA know about this? Oh, wait, that would mean no more Matrix!Vaughn.
Sssh, let's keep this quiet.
Wig count: 1 blonde Alice, 0 brunette, 0 redhead
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