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Fall 2002, Katie Holmes Cover
Running Man
The star of new thriller "One Hour Photo" has a
problem - the French army is after him

Scan thanks to Lori at Vartanetc. Used with permission.
Every actor should have a skill to fall back on when
times get rough. For Harrison Ford it's carpentry; Tom
Cruise had the priesthood. Michael Vartan, on the
other hand, star of the decidedly dark and malicious
thriller "One Hour Photo", has a way with a pool cue.
"I was out of work for four years as an actor," he
says, "So I spent my whole time in pool halls hustling
- and being hustled. It's not quite as sexy and
dangerous as you'd think it is in the movies: no one
ends up being knifed in the back in an alley, but
there are definite times when you underplay your
talents for an hour or two and all of a sudden you're
brilliant and people get very angry.."
These days, the 33 year old Vartan has no need to
grift. He's got a steady day job as Michael, Jennifer
Garner's CIA handler in award-winning US TV series
"Alias". And in his new movie, the unsettling "One
Hour Photo", he more than holds his own opposite
notorious scene-stealer Robin Williams who is in evil
mode, just as in last months "Insomnia". Vartan plays
the guy with the perfect job, house, wife and kid:
Williams is the creepy loner working in a photo lab
obsessed with his family. There's a crucial, truly
disturbing scene in a hotel room which Vartan is
traumatized just talking about. "The fact that I was
naked was the least of my problems. I can't tell you
how uncomfortable the atmosphere was: I remember
leaving the set that day thinking, 'What the hell was
that all about?'" Perhaps he'd witnessed, first hand,
the full horror of Williams's all-over body hair or
been forced to sit through "Bicentennial Man".
Despite making a convincing All-American guy, Vartan
was actually born in France. His father was French -
his aunt was even married to Johnny Hallyday, France's
perplexing answer to both Cliff and Elvis - and his
mother American. After they split young Michael grew
up in both the States and a tiny French village where
there was nothing to do for fun but try to tip cows.
"It never works - they wake up miles before you even
get there and walk away. How can you sneak up on a cow
and push them over? It's ridiculous!"
While visiting the US in his late teens he discovered
that he had missed his French national service call up
date and had been officially listed as a deserter. "I
feel terrible, but there was no way I was going to go
back and be arrested by the military police."
Vartan heritage becomes even more cluttered when he
reveals he has Geordie connections too, his
step-father is Ian La Frenais, one half (with Dick
Clement) of the genius sitcom writing duo behind "The
Likely Lads" and "Auf Wiedersehen Pet". It was "Uncle"
Ian who put him on screen with the perpetually
scowling wing nut Jimmy Nail in and episode of
"Spender". "I've always ribbed him 'When are you going
to write something for a French-American hockey player
with a tattoo on his left arm?? So he finally did, and
I thought, 'F**k me, If I don't get this part I'm
really crap!'"
On a midly more glamorous note, he's played screen
boyfriend to both Drew Barrymore ["Never Been Kissed"]
and Madonna ["The Next Best Thing"], but "One Hour
Photo" might be ushering in a new era of paternal
roles. "I'm really pissed off because I missed my
niche: I remember not so long ago it was always 'He's
too innocent' and all of a sudden I'm playing the dad.
So I never got 'he's edgy, he's dangerous'. No, I went
from the wimp to the old father."
"One Hour Photo" is out on October 4th (UK)
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