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"Run my name through your computer. Mention me in passing to your college tutor. Check my records, check my facts. Check if I paid my income tax. Pore over everything in my C.V. But you'll still know nothin' about me." Sting
While this section certainly doesn't tell all there is to know about the incredible Dimpled One, it is a place to start. If there's anything you'd like to contribute or refute, feel free to contact mel@vartanho.com.
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| DEMOTED |
2009 |
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Vartan will play Rodney McAdams, a hotshot Treadline Tires sales associate who delights in tormenting his less-than-cool colleague, Ken (David Cross). But when their boss suddenly dies, Ken is promoted and assigns Rodney to a secretarial job as payback, giving the male chauvinist a taste of his own medicine.
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| JOLENE |
2008 |
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The movie centers on a red-haired heroine (Jessica Chastain) whose cross-country adventures beginning at age 15 are tracked over the course of a decade. Michael plays Brad, a rich fundamentalist from Texas who marries Jolene.
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| ROGUE |
2007 |
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In this thriller Michael plays an American travel writer named Pete who is on assignment in the Australian outback. While on a river cruise captained by tough Australian Kate (Radha Mitchell), they encounter a man-eating crocodile and find themselves among a group of tourists stranded on a tidal mud island.
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| MONSTER-IN-LAW |
2005 |
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Charlotte Honeywell's (Jennifer Lopez) love life is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin (Michael Vartan). Unfortunately, his merciless mother (Jane Fonda) will do anything to destroy their relationship.
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| ONE HOUR PHOTO |
2002 |
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Michael plays a man named Will Yorkin. A creepy photo employee (Robin Williams) takes too much of an interest in Will's family. Perfect performances.
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| IT HAD TO BE YOU |
2000 |
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Michael plays Charlie Hudson, a writer who falls in love with a stranger (Natasha Henstridge) during the weekend that both are planning their respective weddings. A romantic film with Michael in it?! When can I watch it?!
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| SAND |
2000 |
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In this film, Michael plays a man named Ty who must deal with many difficulties after his mother dies.
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| THE NEXT BEST THING |
2000 |
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A straight woman (Madonna) and a gay man (Rupert Everett) have a child together. Michael plays Kevin Lasater, the child's real father.
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| NEVER BEEN KISSED |
1999 |
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Michael plays high school teacher Mr. Sam Coulson who falls in love with one of his students, played by Drew Barrymore.
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| THE CURVE |
1998 |
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Michael plays Chris, who along with his roommate, decides to kill their other roommate. Gasp! Evil!Michael!
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| THE MYTH OF FINGERPRINTS |
1997 |
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Warren (Noah Wyle) comes home for Thanksgiving after being away for three years to meet with his dysfunctional family. Michael plays Jake, his brother. Nice movie. :)
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| TOUCH ME |
1997 |
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I'd love to, Michael... Oh, wait, sorry! I got distracted by the title.
In this movie, Michael plays a man whose lover discovers she has AIDS. Very touching movie.
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| THE PALLBEARER |
1996 |
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David Schwimmer plays Tom, who is asked to be a pallbearer for a high school friend that he doesn't remember. Michael plays Scott, his friend.
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| TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR |
1995 |
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In this film with an extremely annoying long title, three drag queens take a road trip to LA. Michael plays Tommy.
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| FIORILE |
1993 |
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Will a 200 year-old curse continue to haunt a family? Michael plays Jean/Massimo. Nice, but also haunting movie with lots of Michael.
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Where to buy?
DVD: Region code 2 (Europe)
language: French, Italian
subtitles: French
buy at fnac.com
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| STRINGER |
1992 |
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A film about a documentaries-producing team, which Michael's character assists, that's going on live raids with the police.
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| PROMENADES D'ETE |
1992 |
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Lovely, lovely movie! Michael plays Thomas, the main character, who speaks nothing but French. Well, maybe also the language of love. ;)
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Where to buy?
DVD: Region code 2 (Europe)
language: French
subtitles: English
buy at fnac.com or alapage.com
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| UN HOMME ET DEUX FEMMES |
1991 |
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Michael plays Fred. He's only in a short scene, but a very memorable one!
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Where to buy?
DVD: Region code 2 (Europe)
language: French
subtitles: English
buy at fnac.com or alapage.com
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